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Cherry Blossom Season

Birthday card with cherry blossom design and text 'HAVE A BLOOMIN' BIRTHDAY!' on a pink background.

Bloomin' Birthday

Bloomin' Birthday
$5.50

MOTHER'S DAY

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Pink card with white text 'Mom, you should get royalties for my personality'.

Personality Royalties

Personality Royalties
$5.50

Candles & Gifts

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F*ck Fck Fuck Trump candle by The Card Bureau — hand-poured soy wax candle scented with citrus and sage, labeled with bold political statement 'smells like: fascism'; 8 oz glass jar with minimalist white and red design, toxin-free fragrance oils, 50-hour burn time, made in the USA

Fuck Trump Candle

Fuck Trump Candle
$24.95
Cuddle Weather Candle

Cuddle Weather Candle

Cuddle Weather Candle
$24.95
Burning the Patriarchy Candle

Burning the Patriarchy Candle

Burning the Patriarchy Candle
$24.95
Candle jar labeled 'Political Anxiety, smells like: WTF is going on'

Political Anxiety Candle

Political Anxiety Candle
$24.95
F*ck Fck Fuck Trump candle by The Card Bureau — hand-poured soy wax candle scented with citrus and sage, labeled with bold political statement 'smells like: fascism'; 8 oz glass jar with minimalist white and red design, toxin-free fragrance oils, 50-hour burn time, made in the USA

Fuck Trump Candle

Fuck Trump Candle
$24.95