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Greeting card with a banana illustration and text on a light blue background
Peel Better Soon
$5.50 $3.85 Sale
Card with avocado illustration and text 'Sorry you're in the pits' on a beige background.
Sorry You’re in the Pits
$5.50 $3.85 Sale
Card with two pears and text 'You two make a great pear' on a light blue background
Make a Great Pear
$5.50 $3.85 Sale
Greeting card with lemons and text 'You're simply the zest!' on a purple background
Simply the Zest
$5.50 $3.85 Sale
Greeting card with green grapes illustration and 'Thanks a bunch!' text on pink background
Thanks a Bunch
$5.50 $3.85 Sale
Card with berries and text 'I'm berry grateful for you' on a light green background
Berry Grateful For You
$5.50 $3.85 Sale
Virginia is for Wine Lovers greeting card by The Card Bureau, featuring colorful illustrations of wine glasses and grape clusters representing popular Virginia varietals including Rosé, Viognier, Merlot, Petit Manseng, Sauvignon Blanc, Cabernet Franc, Chardonnay, and Norton; bold text with red heart accent, blank inside, A2 size with kraft envelope
Virginia is for Wine Lovers
$5.50
Virginia Is for Plant Lovers greeting card by The Card Bureau featuring hand-drawn illustrations of native Virginia plants including Swamp Milkweed, Black-eyed Susan, Jack-in-the-pulpit, Virginia Bluebells, Golden Alexander, and Cardinal Flower; bold modern typography with red heart accent, A2 size, blank inside, with kraft envelope
Virginia is for Plant Lovers
$5.50
Card with illustrations of various birds and text 'Virginia is for Bird Lovers' on a white background.
Virginia is for Bird Lovers
$5.50
Sticker shaped like Washington, DC, filled with the colors of the Progress Pride flag.
DC Progress Pride Sticker
$4.00
Jasmine Crockett 'Get It Done' notepad by The Card Bureau, featuring a bold illustration of Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett in a purple blazer at the bottom corner; lined 5x7 inch notepad with 50 sheets, perfect for to-do lists, notes, or daily planning
Jasmine Crockett Notepad
$11.95
DEI: Deport Elon Immediately’ vinyl sticker by The Card Bureau featuring bold black and red typography arranged in an acronym-style layout; 3-inch matte waterproof sticker with easy-peel backing, satirical commentary on tech and corporate culture
DEI: Deport Elon Immediately Sticker
$4.00
Bad Built Butch Body” vinyl sticker by The Card Bureau featuring a hand-drawn Tesla Cybertruck with bold pink text; 3-inch matte waterproof sticker with easy-peel backing, satirical design celebrating boxy butch energy and unapologetic style
Cybertruck Sticker
$4.00
Sticker featuring the word “Supreme” in bold text with subtext that reads “First but not last,” alongside an illustration of Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson.
Ketanji Brown Jackson Sticker
$4.00
Sticker featuring a pink sleep mask with the phrase “I’m ready to wake up from this dystopian nightmare” in playful script.
Dystopian Nightmare Sleep Mask Sticker
$4.00
Sticker with bold text that reads: “Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man.” with a drawing of a purple necktie.
Mediocre White Man Sticker
$4.00 Sold out
Greeting card with plain text that reads: “Someone from Washington DC misses you.”
Washington DC Miss You Card
$5.50
Greeting card displaying the acronym "DEI" with the humorous reinterpretation "Deport Elon Immediately," set against a minimalist design.
DEI: Deport Elon Immediately
$5.50
Greeting card with the text “I hope you’re doing okay in these tariffying times,” referencing economic challenges and trade politics.
TARIFFying Times Encouragement Card
$5.50
Greeting card with bold text that reads, “Don’t let this dystopian nightmare get you down,” referencing the current political climate.
Dystopian Nightmare Encouragement Card
$5.50
Greeting card featuring an illustrated portrait of Rep. Jasmine Crockett with the text “You’re not getting older, just more iconic."
Jasmine Crockett Iconic Birthday
$5.50
Minimalist greeting card with the message 'Here’s a card to comfort you in these unprecedented times' in pink and gray text, centered on a white background with a small pink heart below. Brown kraft paper envelope partially visible behind the card.
Unprecedented Times Sympathy Card
$5.50
Political birthday card with bold red text saying 'F*ck Trump' and 'Happy Birthday' underneath, designed for liberal, anti-Trump audiences. Minimalist style with white background and kraft envelope partially visible.
Fuck Trump Birthday Card
$5.50
Humorous political greeting card with a checklist titled 'f*ck:' followed by names like Trump, Musk, Vance, Zuckerberg, Bezos, RFK, and Hegseth. Includes an empty checkbox with a blank line for custom input. Clean white background with brown kraft envelope partially shown.
Fill-in-the-Blank Fuck List Card
$5.50
Funny millennial-themed political greeting card with bold red text reading 'WTF is going on?' on a minimalist white background. Ideal for expressing confusion over current events, politics, or the state of the world. Kraft envelope partially visible.
WTF is going on? Political Card
$5.50
Limited edition hand-poured soy candle featuring a minimalist hand-drawn Washington DC skyline on the label. Scented with cherry blossom fragrance, the 8 oz candle offers a 50+ hour burn time. Held in a clear glass jar with metal lid, made in small batches in Virginia using natural soy wax and cotton wicks.
Hand Drawn Washington DC Skyline Candle
$24.95 Sold out
Holiday card featuring Taylor Swift in a red Santa suit holding a candy cane, with the text 'Wishing you a Merry Swiftmas' in festive font.
Merry Swiftmas Holiday Card
$5.50
F*ck Fck Fuck Trump candle by The Card Bureau — hand-poured soy wax candle scented with citrus and sage, labeled with bold political statement 'smells like: fascism'; 8 oz glass jar with minimalist white and red design, toxin-free fragrance oils, 50-hour burn time, made in the USA
Fuck Trump Candle
$24.95
Holiday card featuring Kevin from Home Alone with the text 'Merry Christmas ya filthy animal,' a playful nod to the classic Christmas movie.
Home Alone Filthy Animal Christmas Card
$5.50
Holiday card featuring a festive suburban house with the text 'Home for the holidays... with eggnog and an exit plan,' playfully hinting at family stress during the holiday.
Home for the Holidays Greeting Card
$5.50
Holiday card featuring Cousin Eddie from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation standing in front of the White House, with the text 'Merry Christmas, Shitter’s Full,' suggesting a political commentary.
Cousin Eddie’s White House Christmas Card
$5.50
Funny political Christmas card with the phrase 'Make Christmas great again and send Trump to prison' in red and gray text, featuring a small green Christmas tree icon. Minimalist design with white background and kraft paper envelope partially visible. Satirical holiday greeting for progressive audiences.
Send Trump to Prison Christmas Card
$5.50