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Fuck Trump Birthday Boxed Set
Fuck Trump Birthday Boxed Set
$23.95
Send Trump to Prison Boxed Set
Send Trump to Prison Boxed Set
$23.95
Fuck Trump Holiday Boxed Set
Fuck Trump Holiday Boxed Set
$23.95
Cousin Eddie’s Christmas Boxed Set
Cousin Eddie’s Christmas Boxed Set
$23.95
Ho Holy Shit Boxed Set
Ho Holy Shit Boxed Set
$23.95
llustrated greeting card showing armed National Guard soldiers and a military vehicle in front of the U.S. Capitol, with the text “Greetings from Washington, D.C.”
Greetings from Washington DC
$5.50
Greeting card featuring a smiling golden labrador wearing a red and white Santa hat with the text “Happy Howlidays!”
Happy Howlidays Christmas Card
$5.50
Greeting card with a grumpy tabby cat wearing a Santa hat, captioned “Meowy Christmas!”
Meowy Christmas Holiday Card
$5.50
Candle jar labeled 'Overstimulated and Sexy' with description on a tan background
Overstimulated and Sexy Candle
$24.95
Candle that says "mentally im here" on the front
Mentally I’m Here Candle
$24.95
Candle that has "Girl Dinner" on the front
Girl Dinner Candle
$24.95 Sold out
Candle jar labeled 'Currently Dissociating' with description on a white background
Currently Dissociating Candle
$24.95
Candle jar labeled 'Chronically Online' on a cream background
Chronically Online Candle
$24.95
Candle jar with 'Boundaries Are Hot' text on a beige background
Boundaries Are Hot Candle
$24.95 Sold out
Birthday card with orange slices and text 'It's your birthday, squeeze the day!' on a light green background.
Squeeze the Day Birthday
$5.50 $3.85 Sale
Greeting card with a banana illustration and text on a light blue background
Peel Better Soon
$5.50 $3.85 Sale
Card with avocado illustration and text 'Sorry you're in the pits' on a beige background.
Sorry You’re in the Pits
$5.50 $3.85 Sale
Card with two pears and text 'You two make a great pear' on a light blue background
Make a Great Pear
$5.50 $3.85 Sale
Greeting card with lemons and text 'You're simply the zest!' on a purple background
Simply the Zest
$5.50 $3.85 Sale
Greeting card with green grapes illustration and 'Thanks a bunch!' text on pink background
Thanks a Bunch
$5.50 $3.85 Sale
Card with berries and text 'I'm berry grateful for you' on a light green background
Berry Grateful For You
$5.50 $3.85 Sale
Virginia is for Wine Lovers greeting card by The Card Bureau, featuring colorful illustrations of wine glasses and grape clusters representing popular Virginia varietals including Rosé, Viognier, Merlot, Petit Manseng, Sauvignon Blanc, Cabernet Franc, Chardonnay, and Norton; bold text with red heart accent, blank inside, A2 size with kraft envelope
Virginia is for Wine Lovers
$5.50
Virginia Is for Plant Lovers greeting card by The Card Bureau featuring hand-drawn illustrations of native Virginia plants including Swamp Milkweed, Black-eyed Susan, Jack-in-the-pulpit, Virginia Bluebells, Golden Alexander, and Cardinal Flower; bold modern typography with red heart accent, A2 size, blank inside, with kraft envelope
Virginia is for Plant Lovers
$5.50
Card with illustrations of various birds and text 'Virginia is for Bird Lovers' on a white background.
Virginia is for Bird Lovers
$5.50
Sticker shaped like Washington, DC, filled with the colors of the Progress Pride flag.
DC Progress Pride Sticker
$4.00
Jasmine Crockett 'Get It Done' notepad by The Card Bureau, featuring a bold illustration of Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett in a purple blazer at the bottom corner; lined 5x7 inch notepad with 50 sheets, perfect for to-do lists, notes, or daily planning
Jasmine Crockett Notepad
$11.95
DEI: Deport Elon Immediately’ vinyl sticker by The Card Bureau featuring bold black and red typography arranged in an acronym-style layout; 3-inch matte waterproof sticker with easy-peel backing, satirical commentary on tech and corporate culture
DEI: Deport Elon Immediately Sticker
$4.00
Bad Built Butch Body” vinyl sticker by The Card Bureau featuring a hand-drawn Tesla Cybertruck with bold pink text; 3-inch matte waterproof sticker with easy-peel backing, satirical design celebrating boxy butch energy and unapologetic style
Cybertruck Sticker
$4.00
Sticker featuring the word “Supreme” in bold text with subtext that reads “First but not last,” alongside an illustration of Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson.
Ketanji Brown Jackson Sticker
$4.00
Sticker featuring a pink sleep mask with the phrase “I’m ready to wake up from this dystopian nightmare” in playful script.
Dystopian Nightmare Sleep Mask Sticker
$4.00
Sticker with bold text that reads: “Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man.” with a drawing of a purple necktie.
Mediocre White Man Sticker
$4.00 Sold out
Greeting card with plain text that reads: “Someone from Washington DC misses you.”
Washington DC Miss You Card
$5.50